animyuls:

(via tinygaysouffle)

bpdvarric:

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

(Source: cptsdvarric, via australianese)

chub-bolo:

im a snail and god is salting me

(via edgelordjonesthethird)

gnarlygnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

(via holpis)