"Though I know that my actions are impossible to
justify, they seem
adequate to fill up my time. But if I
could talk to myself like I was someone else, well, then maybe I could take your advice, and I wouldn't act like such an asshole all the time."


i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via youtrippinyo)

"I’m sleep though,"
- 1. To give an incredibly valid point or opinion without wanting to further participate in the conversation 2. A way of contributing one’s “two cents.” Your tracks are showing, but I’m sleep though.” (via swimdeeq)

(Source: blackproverbs, via heartpalpitati0ns)


*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: guopei, via youtrippinyo)

  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes



i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 


(via kirschteinsenpai)